i am sad. please help me!

[Joey]

ok. i thought i knew everything about girls, but now im turning for advice. ive had enough of this ****. a lot of girls wont date me (most likely cause im ugly). what should i do? (besides plastic surgery or face transplant cause im not doing that) you probably think im too young for girls, but i dont care. before i go to college, when my mom tells me not to have sex or anything, i wanna be able to say i saw tits in 8th grade. ;D then i wanna see what she does. ;D

[rwfromxenon]

Can't help ya there.
Anyway. Taking a break from all your worries sure would help a lot. Try going to where everybody knows your name and they're always glad ya came...

[Andrew_Baker]

First step to titties, forget that you think you are ugly. Desperation is the worst cologne!

Second step to titties, no, really, believe you are good looking. I thought I was ugly for most of my life. Now, I have come to realize that girls think I am quite handsome. Part of this is because I finally took the time to stop acting like I was hideous and dress well, stop slouching so much, and shave regularly.

Third step to titties, never ever ever ever refer to them as "tits" in front of your lady friends. Call them something romantic or something. A "chick" is not "hot"; a "woman" is "beautiful".

Dig it!

PS No man on Earth will ever figure out women, so any time you believe you know women, stop!!! Take a moment and remember what you have dangling between your legs. Now acknowledge the fact that by being a male, you cannot EVER know what's going on inside a woman's head. Now, continue...

[beyondsociety]

Hey allyb, were you watching cheers when you posted your message!

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Try going to where everybody knows your name and they're always glad ya came...  

Just a thought ;D

[Joey]

hey andrew, thats really helpful! i never thought like that. tommorow, when i go to school, no slouching (cause i do) and im gonna think im the hottest guy ever! that wont show those girls, but who cares! its inner pride!

(btw: i dont think thinking im not ugly is going to help cause girls still think i am. but ill try it.)

[smartguy240]

New step...

Never make any perverted jokes...

Neu Step...

The woman is ALWAYS right...never ask ?'s she is RIGHT

Paso Nueva...

BE YER SELF


(Wheats-Wheats-Wheats-Wheats-Wheats-Wheats-Wheats-Wheats...Oats-Oats....)

Got it?


Surely you cant be that horribly ugly... no one tops Chris

JK CHRIS

Why dont you post a picture of yourself and we can tell you if you seriously need advice on the looks...


-Brad Pitt is my nickname due to my good looks

[MagickPoultry]

Well, Joey, perhaps the thing for you to try would be to ask a girl out who is in the same situation as you. She wants a relationship, but none of the guys will date her.

[smartguy240]

I was gonna say that...

[DragonSlayer]

And for everyones sake, take your Vitamin E.

[mr-t]

A "chick" is not "hot"; a "woman" is "beautiful"

Oh!

[Joey]

well, i did ask out a girl that was going through the same thing as me. Lindsey. but she dumped me the next day because she didnt want a boyfriend.

smg: if i had a digital camera, i would post a pic. but men shouldnt judge men remember? my friend has a cam and i was thinking of making a little skate viseo or something with me in it. i could post it on my site, you can download it, see how bad i am at skating, and how i look! ;D

[smartguy240]

smg: if i had a digital camera, i would post a pic. but men shouldnt judge men remember? my friend has a cam and i was thinking of making a little skate viseo or something with me in it. i could post it on my site, you can download it, see how bad i am at skating, and how i look! ;D

Men dont judge men...men critique others to what they believe looks the coolest....you make it sound gay...

[smartguy240]

And for everyones sake, take your Vitamin E.

What does that have to do with dating specifically/

[Kon-Tiki]

smg: if i had a digital camera, i would post a pic. but men shouldnt judge men remember? my friend has a cam and i was thinking of making a little skate viseo or something with me in it. i could post it on my site, you can download it, see how bad i am at skating, and how i look! ;D

Men dont judge men...men critique others to what they believe looks the coolest....you make it sound gay...

Wrong again. Men can't tell if another man's beautifull. They can only recognize a really hideous man (like the one from 'Praga Khan').

Quote about the vitamine E

Yeah, what does it do?

-Kon-Tiki-

[smartguy240]

smg: if i had a digital camera, i would post a pic. but men shouldnt judge men remember? my friend has a cam and i was thinking of making a little skate viseo or something with me in it. i could post it on my site, you can download it, see how bad i am at skating, and how i look! ;D

Men dont judge men...men critique others to what they believe looks the coolest....you make it sound gay...


Wrong again. Men can't tell if another man's beautifull. They can only recognize a really hideous man (like the one from 'Praga Khan').

Yeah that is your opinion...that was mine