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[alexfru]

nasm sucks. There are a lot of bugs even for the old 386.

Bugs in NASM? Care to share your findings?

[Alexey1994]

nasm sucks. There are a lot of bugs even for the old 386.

Bugs in NASM? Care to share your findings?

No. They had 30 years to do well.

[Octocontrabass]

So there are no bugs in NASM.

[Alexey1994]

So there are no bugs in NASM.

All sophists must die out.

[iansjack]

Donald Knuth paid $2.50 for every first report of an error in The Art of Computer Programming.

Would you be willing to make a similar offer for your perfect assembler?

[Alexey1994]

Donald Knuth paid $2.50 for every first report of an error in The Art of Computer Programming.

Would you be willing to make a similar offer for your perfect assembler?

I have 2.5 dollars. And I won’t agree to fix errors in poorly written Nasm code for such ridiculous money. I might have thought $1000.

As for my code, I don't recommend trying to contribute to it to anyone who is not a professional, and there aren't many of them, and they all work at Microsoft or are already retired and definitely don't need the money.

I don't need mediocrity. I'm awesome myself. Contribute to Linux and other garbage.

[iansjack]

I was talking about your assembler. As it's perfect you could make the offer secure in the knowledge that no-one could claim their $2.50.

We've already established that you can't point out any errors in nasm.

[Alexey1994]

I was talking about your assembler. As it's perfect you could make the offer secure in the knowledge that no-one could claim their $2.50.

We've already established that you can't point out any errors in nasm.

What the sophists establish does not matter. I have already established perfectly that you are a bad person. But I can also add something. Then you will have dreams in which your filthy essence will intensify. And you will become an even worse person.

[iansjack]

Unfortunately, your assembler fail to compile.

Ho hum.

[Alexey1994]

Unfortunately, your assembler fail to compile.

Ho hum.

Everything is compiled for you. There are so few dependencies that even wine will run it.

[MichaelPetch]

Unfortunately, your assembler fail to compile.

I believe that is a feature, not a bug

[MichaelPetch]

You know someone has reached the pinnacle of their C programming career when...

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#include <types.c>
#include <data-structures/dynamic-stack.c>
#include <string.c>

#include "link.c"
#include "tokener.c"
#include "parser.c"
#include "generator.c"

[Alexey1994]

Unfortunately, your assembler fail to compile.

I believe that is a feature, not a bug

No, it's just that the first step in compiling my programs is to install Windows. Linux devices are not capable of such a feat.

The translation is so cute, I'll leave it like that.

[Alexey1994]

You know someone has reached the pinnacle of their C programming career when...

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#include <types.c>
#include <data-structures/dynamic-stack.c>
#include <string.c>

#include "link.c"
#include "tokener.c"
#include "parser.c"
#include "generator.c"

Please don't be stupid.

https://github.com/Alexey1994/tcc-libs

But yes, there are old libraries here.

[iansjack]

Whoosh!