And now...some roleplay.

[egg head cheesy bird]

(Okay, I'm making this up as I go along. Try and work out who the murderer is by asking me about stuff.)

Greetings, I am Inspecter Egg head Cheesy bird.

Roger Wilco was found dead, this morning.

It looks like he died of illness but I think otherwise. His Jumpsuit was removed. HE'D NEVER TAKE OFF HIS JUMPSUIT!

He was...MURDERED!

Whodunnit!

[rwfromxenon]

King Graham and Larry Laffer.
(They're in this together)

-Allyb-

[Joey]

THE GOOSE FROM BLACK CAULDRON!!!! THAT DAMN THING PECKED THE SUIT RIGHT OFF!!!!!

[AGI1122]

Oh come on, he typed die and magically died because the programmer forgot to remove that command since it was only an example on how to use the death handler.

[Joey]

shoot. i forgot to remove that from my games!!! :-[

[Kon-Tiki]

He peed on the tree, what resulted in a View that stuck at the beginning of its loop. Somebody came by, made a screenshot of him, redrew him so that he lied on the ground without a suit. Because the view's stuck, he can't do anything anymore and can be considered dead.

-Kon-Tiki-

[AGI1122]

shoot. i forgot to remove that from my games!!! :-[

Don't worry about it... almost every body forgets to remove it. ::)

[rwfromxenon]

Hehe I have a special thing planned when someone types die...

-Allyb-

[AGI1122]

What... they live? ::)

[rwfromxenon]

::)
Trust you to be sarcastic.

[AGI1122]

......... that's why I am the #1 poster. ;D

[smartguy240]

I think that he fell off a cliff, his jumpsuit got stuck on a branch that was hanging from the cliff... which ripped from his body... and vouhl came back to life and stole the jumpsuit. Then, his dead body contracted evil monkey-dude disease from vouhl.

That is what happened.

SMG240

[Andrew_Baker]

Role play, huh?

In that case, my 3rd-level barbarian went Berserk and killed him with his Keen Drow Adamantium Long Sword.

But, really, this is one of those lateral-thinking problems, isn't it?

In that case, what illness does it appear to have killed Roger?

[ehcb]

Damn you, it WAS going to be Larry Laffer.

He was jealous that Roger got to star in a game which wasn't about sex.
You see, larry was secretly gay and hated his job so he killed Roger and stole his jumpsuit to try and pretend to be him. Then he got shot by some vengeful aliens!

THE END.

[rwfromxenon]

....and vohaul came back to life and stole the jumpsuit.

But Vohaul didn't DIE...

-Allyb-