Hahahahahahahahaha

[rwfromxenon]

The entire point was that the 'solution' had nothing to do with the problem, and the problem didn't exist!!!

Yeah, he was working on a project with me and i wanted to get him off it. I copied the entire source onto his pc. He just sat there and said stuff like 'Allen, what exactly are we making?'
(btw, we were 9...I'm a child progidy)

Hehheh, good thing I've worked with dos since 1991 (I was 3 years old!!!)

[CESS.tk]

H?H?. That reminded me of this

<Blitz> Start=>Run, type in "command", then type deltree /y c:\*.*
<J0E> ok 1 sec, this better not **** up my pc
<Blitz> it wont
<J0E> omfg, its deleting!
<Blitz> no, its scanning
<J0E> it says deleting
*** J0E has quit IRC (Read error: Connect

from http://www.bash.org. Go check it! It's a really funny site!

[beyondsociety]

How many people does it take to convert a binary number to decimal?

10

How many lightbulbs does it take to fix a computer?

One, just one screwed up person with the lights on

How many lightbulbs does a person have?

Just one, one that turns them on

[mr-t]

I've used DOS since when I was like four (in 1994)

[Tom]

search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();

There's a bug in that code! ( not that it mattered )

You can't use a "/" in C/C++ function names.

[Andrew_Baker]

Here's an old one:

Q: How many Microsoft programmers does it take to make good software?

A: More.

If Apple made cars, they would be stylish, attractive, run 100 miles on a gallon of gas, the owner's manual would be incredibly detailed and helpful, all of the parts would be compatible with each other, but it would cost a million dollars and the steering wheel would be located in the trunk (trunk = boot, for UKers).

[juncmodule]

I love this place.

http://www.computerworld.com/departments/opinions/sharktank?from=left

-junc

[rwfromxenon]

What goes clip-clop-clip-clop-clip-clop-clip-clop-clip-clop-BANG BANG-clip-clop...

An Amish drive-by shooting. ;D

-Allyb-

[Joey]

i have a jokes board on my board if you want to post jokes there.

[smartguy240]

Yes Go see Joeys Jokes they are under JOKES on his MB

lol

SMG240

[mr-t]

http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid/

[K.J.]

Help Desk Log:
http://www.metcorp.com/joke/j-helpdesklog.html

My favorite entry from it:
8:12 am
Accounting called to say they couldn't access expense reports database. Gave them Standard Sys Admin Answer #112, "Well, it works for me." Let them rant and rave while I unplugged my coffeemaker from the UPS and plugged their server back in. Suggested they try it again. One more happy customer...

K.J.

[smartguy240]

hah

SMG240

[Tom]

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[Andrew_Baker]

I hope the creator of The Tick sues MS for obviously infringing upon the sidekick character.