When You Realize Something Is Wrong

[Creature]

This is how you realize that something is seriously wrong with your OS:

[ru2aqare]

This is how you realize that something is seriously wrong with your OS:

Nice. [sarcasm]That's what you get for using antivirus software.[/sarcasm]

[JackScott]

The solution is format and reinstall. No more, no less.

[AJ]

The solution is format and reinstall. No more, no less. The solution is format and reinstall. No more, no less.

Is that sarcasm too? Surely the virus scanner simply picked up on the fact that kernel.bin is a boot sector and could therefore be a boot sector virus (does anyone write those anymore?), especially as it is likely that kernel.bin directly accesses hardware.

Sorry if your solution was meant to be a joke - my brain won't be switched on for another 2 hours or so this morning

Cheers,
Adam

[JackScott]

Yeah, I was joking.

[AJ]

Sorry - I should know your posts better than to think you would seriously have suggested that. Brain now shifted up to second gear

[JackScott]

Hmmm, it is true that I'm almost never serious (except when I'm telling people I'm never serious).

[M-Saunders]

Of course JackScott is joking -- we all know that the solution to any computing problem is to use more XML!

M

[AJ]

we all know that the solution to any computing problem is to use more XML!

I was going to write my kernel in XML but my XML compiler doesn't support inline assembly

[quok]

we all know that the solution to any computing problem is to use more XML!

I was going to write my kernel in XML but my XML compiler doesn't support inline assembly

Who needs inline assembly when you can use a CDATA section and just write out the hex opcodes for everything.

[Troy Martin]

we all know that the solution to any computing problem is to use more XML!

I was going to write my kernel in XML but my XML compiler doesn't support inline assembly

Who needs inline assembly when you can use a CDATA section and just write out the hex opcodes for everything.

On MINIX with a hex editor.

[Craze Frog]

I got this false alarm a few days ago on part of the fresh IDE for fasm and sent in a sample as a suspected false alarm. Guess what? It came back as confirmed malicious. I'm not sure the guys over at Avira know what they're doing.

[Creature]

I got this false alarm a few days ago on part of the fresh IDE for fasm and sent in a sample as a suspected false alarm. Guess what? It came back as confirmed malicious. I'm not sure the guys over at Avira know what they're doing.

Yeah, I'm still looking for a decent all-in-one suite (I'm too lazy to install individual parts) and the only decent ones I had 'till know were Eset Smart Security and Avira. Both were trials though, so I couldn't keep using those. The reason the other security suites are sucky is because they are all hyperactive; they show me a popup, I press "Remember My Decision" and "Allow Access" and BAM I get about 5 other messages on the same subject.

I guess this is what you get if you put Avira on extra-detection mode thingy .

[JackScott]

I use AVG Free Edition on all my computers, and I recommend it to anybody who asks me. I always keep the latest installer on my USB flash drive, just in case.

[pcmattman]

I agree with Jack Scott - since I began using AVG I have not had any problems with viruses or the like.

It's also extremely light and I see no performance change when running it (heck, I was playing video games and didn't realize there was a virus scan in the background, and lost no performance on my game).